SATURDAY FEBRUARY SIXTH, 1999		EVENING EDITION * 25¢

Witchazel pulled into Geeks tonight for day two of what has been nicknamed "World Domination Via Witchazel Tour 99". All was going well as Sink was warming up the crowd. After playing an amazing set (that stamped Sink's return to the scene), trouble started.

A fight broke out! Paco's hair and Brett's hair engaged in a furious rumble. It was quite a sight. It took several brushes and and few ponytail holders to separate the two. After order was reinstated the two opposing dos realized it was all just a simple misunderstanding. Paco's hair suffered a couple of severed dead ends, but no true damage was done. The two dos shook hairs and apologized for the outbreak.

Witchazel then took the stage and began a set that blew away the would-be gamers. Even the sound of Pac-man's beeps and buzzes crying out for attention was drowned out by Dan's high energy drumming! Luckily the lonely games had not seen the movie Maximum Overdrive. Otherwise they would have surely lashed out against the trio.

If any geeks were at Geeks tonight, Witchazel did all they could to convert them over to the dark side. The pocket protectors went a flying as a mosh pit began to form a the stage front. Thus goes the Witchazel credo, "Changing the face of Rock and Roll, one fan at a time".

The next stop on the Tour will be Wakefire Studios. Here the band will record a set for broadcast on WKQQ 100.1 FM. The public is invited and even encouraged to come out for the show. It will be on Tuesday the 6th.

You may be wondering why I haven't told of the beating delivered to me by the rythm section. Well I met up with Paco, and he didn't harm a hair on my head. He explained that he was attending anger management classes. He said, "I ain't goin to hurt you, but my hair doesn't believe in that head shrinking crap, so get!"

This was a magical moment. It reminded me of that South Park Christmas Episode where they spared Kenny's life. Kind of brings a tear to my eye. Then again I remember what happened in the next episode. I guess the truth will be revealed Tuesday at Wakefire.

~WFP~