FRIDAY OCTOBER TWENTY-NINTH, 1999 SPECIAL EDITION * 25¢

HALLOWEEN EDITION

Halloween is upon us and brings with it many spooky happenings at the Witchazel house. At the top of the list is the appearance of abberitions on Main. Witchazel was scheduled to play their hometown of Lexington, KY on October 30. It seems that the club to host the show (Rockhaven) is already filled to capacity with ghosts. It is reported to be haunted by the spirits of all the chickens that died in order to feed Elvis! The people of faith gathered in a vain attempt of exorcism. Unfortunately Kernel Sanders arose from the grave to thwart their attempts. Not to worry, the Pope is flying in next week to "kick some ass!" He assures us that "this insulance will not overcome".

Another unnexplained event is the sudden non-demonic possesion of Paco. All of the evil spirits have left him smelling daisies in the feilds that sorround the Beer Palace South. We hope that the spirits return to defeat the feared anti-Paco by the next Witchazel show (Nov 12 at Cutter's). This unpossesion of Paco is also slowing down the bands progress in the studio. Bonescraper is now being pushed back to an early January release date.

In not so scary news, Lath Motley has been entertaining audiences in the region as the newly added front man of Witchazel. The mix of Lath and Dave's harmonies into the ever evolving Witchazel sound is nothing less than jaw-dropping. I would also like to take this time to appluad Envy, who jammed out with Witchazel at the last show on Oct 28. The Firehouse is still recovering from this monstruos double bill.

~WFP~